Reasons why Battle Royale would win THG vs. BR:
you know like, when you’re cooking something and then you lean down to prove it. And there it comes, that weird smell of something burning, but you think ‘what, how, I’ve just started’. And then you realize it is your hair. Yes. Typical.
I give great advice
Friend: Ugh work is so boring right now.
Me: Set things on fire.
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